Seriously? Seriously.

Fuuuucccckkk I need a life.

If you actually want to call me by my real name, I'm Mallorey. But I kinda really hate my name. And I will reiterate. I need a life. You may have to watch out for really really old posts getting reblogged or liked. Tumblr-stalking is the closest I have to a hobby, so. Welcome, welcome. :I

HOLY SHIT FUCKING FINALLY FOUND IT. Okay, so you can submit things

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tangspersonalshit:

pancakestein:

I CANT FUCKING

BREATH

I HAVE NO MORE ABILITY TO CAN NOW THANK YOU.
(via jay334)
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bucklesup:

I WANNA BE A HOT COSPLAYER TOO

(via beskippingstones)
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tangspersonalshit:

nerf-car:

eridanampwwhora:

honeyarmageddon:

senile-snake:

rileyav:

ambitiousbard:

undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT]

As requested by Spew per donation

Donation info here

OH MY GOD THE WAY YOU SAY PORNOGRAPHY

OH I FUCKING GET IT NOW

THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIG YOU EVER SAW

JIGSAW

yes

good

PORNOGRAPHY

mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YES

damn, bard. you are getting super good.

i mean DAAAMMMNNNNNNNN
(via jay334)
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jay334:

If uu wants cotton candy(janexroxy), dirkjane and jakeroxy you know hussie is fucking with the fandom by not making dirk draw dirkjake.
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beskippingstones:

what if I see HiNaBN cosplayers at fanime
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fangirl-rage:

People who think that uu is a huge softie/prude are forgetting that he is currently getting off to a picture of Jake English eating a baby.　
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ticktocktimetraveler:

lalonding:

omg.

holy sheeeeet

Oh goodness, dearie me. So close!
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Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
Somehow I doubt anything called “tumblrtasks” could garner $3,000, no matter what time period it takes place in.

So, fare-thee-well, dear shitty lying spam anon, and get the penis-scratching fuck out of my ask box, okay?
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iou-a-fall-smeagol:

parade-war:

mayra-quijotesca:

stormthecitadel:

jesus-o-tier:

cyborgpony:

So true…

so

damn true

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

THAT COMMENT DESCRIBES THE WHOLE TUMBLR

OMFG OMFG EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT.

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yetanotherplayer:
- cranky
- demands attention
- highly inappropriate
- does not care what you are doing
- self-important
uu is a cat?????

DIRK

DIRK

DIRK

ANSWER YOUR GLASSES DIRK

PAY ATTENTION TO ME DIRK

DIRK

IGNORE THE KILLER ROBOTS

ENTERTAIN ME

DIRK
(via beskippingstones)